Ek aadmi Robot car banata hai jo

Ek aadmi Robot car banata hai jo
bina driver ke
sab kaam karta hai...

Uski wife boli..."Bacchonke school
chootne ka time ho gaya, apni car
se bolo bacchon ko le aye !
Aadmi car ko bola"Go and get my
kids !"

Car gayi but 1 ghanta me wapis
nhi aya...
3 hours ho gaye wapis nhi aaya..
5 hours ke baad aadmi car
dhundne bahar nikla tabhi car
bacchon ka load le ke aaya..
Usme area ke 5 bacche the, ghar
ke owner ke 2 bacche the, boss
ke 2
bacche aur kaamwali ka 1 baccha
tha.. !

WIFE (gusse se) : sach sach btao...
kya ye Sab Tumhare Bacche hai ??

HUSBAND : Wo sab toh theek hai
lekin pehle ye bata, car me
hamare Bacche kyun nahi hai.

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Old Man to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai

Old Man to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
.
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala......

Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye".

(1 week baad)
Old Man:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di....??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi. hai"

Doctor:"Good..!

Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge...

 

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Ek Ladki interview dene gai

Ek Ladki interview dene gai

Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai

jisk 2

tyres hote hain...??

.
Ladki : bike !

.
Boss: nahi, hOnda bike chAlo ek

aur sawal, Wo konsi cheez hai jis

k 4 tyres hote hain...??

.
Ladki : car !

.
Boss : nhi, toyota car .

.
Ladki: Chal ub tu mere sawal ka

jawab

de.! 


.
Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhne me

white hai aur beech mai kaala anda

hai.....??
.
Boss : hehehe !! Ankh.
.
.
Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki

Ankh

hahahahah

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Teacher : Aaj tuney fir homework nahi kiya ?

Teacher : Aaj tuney fir homework nahi

kiya ?

Student : sir light nahi thi.

Teacher : to mombatti jala leta
.
Student : Studentir machis nahi utha

sakta tha.

Teacher : kyun ?

Student : sir mandeer mein rakhi

thee
.
Teacher : to uthayi kyo nahi ?

Student : nahaya nahi tha sir.

Teacher : nahaya kyo nahi tha ?

Student : paani nahi tha Sir.

Teacher : pani kyo nahi Teacherha ?

Student : sir motor nahi chal rahi thi.

Teacher : ab motor ko kya hua ?

Student : sir kitni baar bolu,

light nahi thi...

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3 chor Pappu, Billu aur Santa

3 chor Pappu, Billu aur Santa police

se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup

gaye

...
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat

maari

...
Pappu bola: bow bow.... Police wala:

Isme kutta hai.

Fir dusri bori par lat mari
..
Billu bola: meow meow... Policewala:

Isme billi hai
...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi

awaaz nahi aayi..
.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi

awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marne

ke baad

Santa zor se bola: Saale haramkhor

aaloo hun aaloo... Aaloo kabhi bolta

hai kya??

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Gabar:- Kitne Admi the?

Gabar:- Kitne Admi the?

Samba:-Sarkar 2 Gabar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne 

hote he?

Samba:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he
.
Gabar:- aur 2 kpehle?? Samba:- 2 k pehle 1ata hai.

Gabar:- To bich me kaun ata hai? Samba:- Bich me koi nahi 

ata.

Gabar:-To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Samba:- 2 1 k bad 

hi 

aa sakta hai kyun ki 2 1 se bada hai. Gabar:- 2 1 se Kitna 

bada hai?

Samba:- Ullu k patthey, Kaminey goli marni hai to maar de, 

Maine 13 namak khaya hai, chvanpraash nahi....!

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Ek garib kishan ka beta jail me

Ek garib kishan ka beta jail me
the. . . .
us budhe kisan ne apne bete ko jail
me khat
likha-
"beta me aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,
Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudega
kash tu meri madad kr pata."
.
.
Bete ne wapas jawab diya -
"papa aap khet mat khodna,
mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe
hai !!!
.
Agle din police force ne sara khet
khod diya
par hathiyar nahi mila...
.
Bete ne fir baap ko likha-
papa yaha se me itni hi madad kr
pauga,
Aap ab aalu uga dijiye..

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